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2009-06-04T23:12:00.001+08:00

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RandomS

2009-05-23T23:18:00.010+08:00

Random pictures i took for the past few weeks

I was happily eating my bk burger when i turn around and saw this couple. The lady was lying on his bf's lap happily doing god-knows-what under the table. So i happily took a picture of them.

I kinda like this picture

Shall end with stupid Jenna's face.

Will update soon again as i'm not done posting all the pictures. Toodles!

XCHANGE

2009-05-18T20:46:00.002+08:00

SAW THIS LITTLE ALIEN IN MY BLOG?

It's a new widget nuffnang created. Whereby you can see some of the latest posts from blogs that also have the widget on. Hence, when you update your blog there’s a strong chance you’ll appear here!!!
The Status tab is created for us to leave a message or thought to my readers.

SO.. YOU MIGHT WANT TO CLICK MY STATUS TAB AND CHECK OUT WHAT MESSAGE I LEFT YOUR?

HAHAHAHA

2009-05-18T20:16:00.002+08:00

JUST REALISE THIS WAS NOT PUBLISHED ON THE DATE I INTENDED TO POST IT ON. WHICH IS BEFORE EXAMS STARTS. HOW STUPID.

Spells annoying

2009-05-18T20:13:00.003+08:00

HALOSCAN HAS GOT PROBLEM

Today

2009-05-08T21:15:00.003+08:00

Today Ms Chia left and we make a board for her with our heartfelt thoughts on it.
Today we went to breadtalk to buy "I Love Mum" cake for mdm ngo to celebrate Happy mother day

TODAY I ALSO WASTED MONEY ON BREADS.

Update with piccys

2009-05-08T20:49:00.002+08:00

THIS WAS ON LABOUR DAY!
ONE HUMBLE PICTURE OF MYSELF.
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IF YOU'RE HUNGRY OR SOMETHING.. PLS SCROLL DOWN NOW.
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JENNA

jenna with soursop

by then, YOU SHLD KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE SKIES

I know how disorganised my pictures are in this post. But i'm far too lazy to put it in the correct order. I'm currently in a bad state, shagged, eyebags forming, BLACK EYE CIRCLE!! ALL DUE TO INTENSE STUDY. wahpiang want cry can.

Update soon!

2009-05-05T19:20:00.003+08:00

I've got 118pictures to post. But the though of posting it.. Kills me. Will update soon enough for the post on labour day!

Anyway few days ago.. Germaine and I went to study. Soon I lose concentration and i..
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DID THIS TO HER PHYSICS PAPER!!!!!
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HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IS IT?
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HAHAHAHA YES! THIS IS A PISAI!!!!!!
^^
YOUR MIGHT THINK THAT I'M DAMN FILTHY. BUT DON'T YOU HAVE PISAI YOURSELF!!!! OR EVEN WORSE, YOU'RE DIGGING WHILE READING THIS!

YAY

2009-04-27T21:14:00.001+08:00

ALWAYS MEE GORENG ASLI!

Great

2009-04-20T23:05:00.003+08:00

Manpuku, some sort of japanese foodcourt? with huge variety of great jap food

Omu rice!

Cupcakes

Mos burger

Brought mummy to dine at manpuku.
Brought Cuppycupcakes for myself.
Brought Mos burger for Jeanette's dinner.

Witness

2009-04-18T23:58:00.002+08:00

Happened at the T-junction at hougang mall today. This young girl got hit by a car while dashing across the road when it's red light.
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(That's what i always do. Yes jay-walking.)
The Young girl could not move after being hit.. I did not wait for the paramedics to arrive and see them assist her though..
May god bless that she's alright!

POSE

2009-04-15T20:24:00.002+08:00

THE MEN IN THE "CORRECT" PICTURE MORE MEN HUH

Grandpop's bday

2009-04-14T23:07:00.006+08:00

MAY GOD BLESS YOU. I LOVE YOU, MY ADORABLE GRANDPA!!!!!!!

It's good friday..

2009-04-10T23:54:00.004+08:00

AND IT'S GOOD!

I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH PAIR TO WEAR! BOW FLATS/MOCASSIN FLATS/BOW FLATS/MOCASSIN FLATS. AND I DECIDE TO WEAR BOTH.

was famished, was noisy, was complaining. So momsie brought us this 7-11 snack while dad get his car pumped with more oil

JENNA advertising for hottis

NOW YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE SISTERS. THE PONYTAILS!!!

I LIKE THIS PIX ALOT. WO AI NI MEN!! -inserts big xanga heart-

Obsessed with tap tap revenge!

WE HAD VENEZIA ICECREAM FOR DESERT. SWEET AND BITTER. BEST

Men's bazaar, where we waited for dad till our hair turn white

Dark. resolve to flashlight (I don't like flashes!)

:O

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Pitter patter

Pictures under cut taken using my phone, as camera's batt went flat
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HAHA LOOK IM TALLER THN JENNA OK! but not in the future. She's hyperactive, she loves to jump about. I'm pretty sure, she will grow taller thn me :(

COMPARE THIS TO THE ABOVE PICTURE TAKEN USING MY 5MP CAMERA FROM MY PHONE.

To summarise, it has been long since the whole family decently went out for lunch/shopping/crapping and i really miss that.. So today is the day! Anyway recently, i've been really lazy to do a proper post. But just caption for the pictures. And i shall goes on like this! Y'know a picture speaks a thousand words, don't they?
I've got 29pictures. That means i speak 29000words. HAHA YA RIGHT BULLSHIT.
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HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY TO YALL! LOVES.

Free! Finally.

2009-04-08T22:55:00.005+08:00

"An American woman listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the world's longest fingernails has had them broken off in a car crash."

HAHAHAHAH GOOD OR WHAT LEE REDMOND(Her name)!?!
Aside from minor injuries, the well manicured nails broke, and there goes her record. Ok i know, it's abit sad to lost your fingernails just like THIS! But.. Don't your fingers feel a little more... Free?

And now... you could easily DIG YOUR NOSE!!!!! With no hassle! And awwww.. don't be sad! (Her tears on her face) hehe

POPEYES.JELLYBEANS.ART

2009-03-27T23:18:00.008+08:00

Quoted from (XXXX). "Why does your blog always have picture of you and Germaine eating and eating and eating?"
A: cuz' we pui kia.

THIS ONE

Wa. Germaine enjoying ah

Wee-uh-weet

"HAHA OI WHY YOU SO FAR AWAY?!"

THATS BETTER.

omg. this one no. Scares me!

Never see people almost fall isit. HAHAHAH

"AM I PRETTY?"
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YES AH?
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ok come.. i give you flying kiss!

HAHA LOOK AT GERMAINE! (:

YAY

HEY YOU. NO PEEKING. (I was standing on the luggage scale covering the digit that state how heavy i am! hahaha)

Hi germaine

JELLYBEANIES!

Germaine always fail to pull the slide gently which resulted in big amount of jelly bean falling down! in the end the lady has to help her pick some out cuz' she exceed the max. amt we wanted. -shakes head-

deciding

Wow Germaine act sexy!

Beijing 101

HAHAHAH THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN I USES FLASH. TAKE NOTE OF GERMAINE'S EYES! HAHAH

PICTURE UNDER THIS CUT ARE EVIDENCE OF GERMAINE BULLYING ME
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LOOK! SHE THREW MY SHOES AWAY!

POKE MY NOSE SOMEMORE

SHE STUPID GIRL, SO I DECIDE TO THROW HER KNEADABLE ERASER OVER HERE (REFERS TO ABOVE PIC) WHEN SOMEONE WALKS BY. SO THAT THEY MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY STEP ONTO HER ERASER AND WALKS AWAY WITH IT. HEH ^^

ALSO, PASTE IT ON THE DESK (where she search high and low for it and couldn't find anything)

*pokes germaine and ask for jellybean* GERMAINE: "-IGNORES-"

HAR NA GIVE YOU 1 LA, AI MAI.

"Hi germaine! *waves*"

Oi. No manners ah

And we decided to take pictures like these

No body

No neck

JUST THE HEAD!

With some posing of of course (;

Take closer look, beans pattern on the lamp. Nice

ITS FOR KIDS, GERMAINE!

I'll be changing my url soon, it's scary to know who's reading.
PEACE,X

New face

2009-03-24T20:37:00.003+08:00

YOU'RE TALKING TO YO' MOMMA

I LOVE PRETTY SKIES

2009-03-21T23:09:00.003+08:00

DO YOU?

Great company

2009-03-16T23:56:00.005+08:00

Today bestfriend and I had the best mee rebus ever

Everyday rain how to wear chio shoes you tell me

The hand isn't mine. ok i bluffed you. actually it's mine. but why my hand in this picture doesn't look like mine when it's mine. WHY

SHIOK

Feeling all happy after finishing her big bowl of mee rebus which were really good

EH POINT WHAT POINT. Actually she's telling me that.. there's this particular weird man that kept staring at us. So i decided to give him my....
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JIAO BIN. hahahaha

Teddy pasta? CUTE.

We also brought this strawberries covered with white chocolate. Germaine and I likes it alot!

Germaine waiting for police to catch her for posing on the road

YAY

YOGHURT!!!!! LOVE IT.

Look at Germaine's cup, emptied. haha

(:
toodles!

MEET IT

2009-03-13T20:25:00.005+08:00

Mummy Lau and Jenna getting ready to leave the house for meet the parents session

Mummy Lau and Jenna's twin sister (HAHAHAHHAA) I didn't dare to edit my mum's face :( She said that she wouldn't give me pocket money if i draw on her face.. HOW CAN

7th

2009-03-07T23:56:00.003+08:00

MOMSIE, SISTER(BOTH OLD AND YOUNG), MYSELF.. AND GERMAINE WENT TO HAVE LUNCH TGT TODAY!! It's weird how germaine can click with my family members so well. Germaine is a shy poke rmbr!?

HAVE BEEN CRAVING FOR SWEDISH MEATBALL FOR THE LONGEST TIME!!

yes Jenna posing for a pic on the exact same chair

AS THIS (Last yr)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can't get enough of posing

WENT SEPARATE WAYS WITH MOMSIE, HEAD TO TOWN, RAINING SOMEMORE!, HENG I WEAR SANDALS, HAHA GERMAINE WEAR FLATS, SAW XXXXX! WOOHOO

FROM SLOUCHY ZIP DRESS

TO TIGHT MINIDRESS. (SO VERSATILE HUH! IGNORE THE BALL OF FATS!!! AND NOW, DONT YOU DARE SHIFT YOUR EYES AT MY PUI BA!!!)

PRETZELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feels damn shiok to get to eat food that i've been craving for the longest time!!!! Germaine! MORE TO COME OKEH.

Gratitude

2009-03-01T17:54:00.006+08:00

I swear no one has ever done that to me
Knowing that i didn't bring my physics textbook home when i have got physics test tmr, she insist on typing the notes that i should take note in microsoft and mail it to me as it's raining and didn't want me to make my way down to her house and study. But comfortably revised through the notes she type for me painstakingly. I mean like she can jolly well hack care me and revised with her work, why bother wasting time typing and things like that isn't it!

I'm not good in words, but what i want to say is THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH!! Love you!!!!

Headline

2009-02-25T19:22:00.004+08:00

Today Lena got ~~sugar~~Beehoon high and SPIT BEEHOON AT the person thats opposite her.
Today Lena and I are NO LONGER FRIENDS. Cuz' am the ONE THATS OPPOSITE HER.

Selling

2009-02-20T22:15:00.004+08:00

More pictures are uploaded, scroll down to take a look. Anyway i'm selling off my Raglan tee

Worn once, As seen in the post below. Leave your email down if interested.

Diabetes day NOT overrated v'day.

2009-02-14T23:32:00.016+08:00

HARD CANDY FOR YOU?

Yes my new baby is my chilli red camera. My previous one died on me. rmb.

Look at my adorable floral camera pouch

SAY HI TO THIS TROUBLESOME GIRL HERE. She make me follow her up and down the escalator just to capture the perfect shot of her. 5X. UP and DOWN. YES. i almost killed her.

CUTE GUYS MAKING CANDIES

THE LONG YELLOW STICK THAT LENA'S HOLDING ON, ARE CANDIES THAT ARE FRESHLY MADE THAT HE OFFERED TO US! WARM CANDIES Y'KNOW. HAVE YOU EVER TASTED WARM CANDY? WE DO.

hmm. CUTTING UP.

Personally, i like these hard candies very much! They doesn't taste like those japan kind which you could purchase in muji, which are damn sweet and lots of artificial coloring too. The "sticky" ones, has this tint of sourness, and not too sweet, which was perfect!

YEA I PURCHASE THE ONE THAT THEY WERE DOING. FRESHLY MADE AND PACK. (8

Look at this fat round thing that resembles a christmas ball. These are actually the ends of the candy that they made. So when i was paying up for my hard candy, the cute guy offered me these huge candy which cost quite abit? In the sense, if they were to cut up these candy, there were be aplenty. ISNT IT?!

Germaine, her mixed flavour hard candy and the huge fat candy

Big small eyes just like Germaine

Lena and my candy

THE STAFF WORKING IN "STICKY" GAVE US ONE BIG BUNGALOW, SO WE HELP THEM ADVERTISE.
(i'm thinking if i were to finish the huge ball, will i get diabetes?)

After much dilly dally here and there, we head to kallang for iceskate. We thought all couples head to romantic restaurant(to be romantic/to act romantic), movies(watch horror movie inorder to scare the gf & the gf lean onto you ), mount faber (look at beautiful scenery and also to look at other couples doing lovey dovey things like you), Wild wild wet(i suppose i don't need to explain these? not only can you look at your gf's sexy figure you can also look at other hot babe. good idea uh) BUT WHY IS THERE COUPLES ICE SKATING ON V'DAY WHEN THERES SO MANY OTHER GOOD OPTION!!!!!!!!!!!! Is iceskating with your lover very romantic? I beg to differ.
Wanna know why i'm so work up?

Let me illustrate it to you. From here you can clearly see that i'm the one with sexy lips with the word "pretty in chinese" beside my character. And those that are standing beside me with angry brows are all calefare. THE ONE IN BLACK SMILEY FACE ARE ALL COUPLES and the place that they're standing/resting/cuddling are where the beginners hold their support from the bar. AND OBVIOUSLY THEY'RE BLOCKING THE WAY! LOOK! poor germaine (the one whose eyes are in weird crooked lines, raising her right hand that are about to hit those couples that are blocking her way as she is a noob) Damn annoying.

Ops. How did the fire appear on the couples on this picture uh? -scratches head innocently- The limelight: Not the couples for sure! Look at the cute lil boy with leather jacket! My eyes were glued on to him for the entire time!

(Taken on 27'nov Lena's bday) LOOK LENA, THE METAL BAR THING IS FOR KIDS. -POINTS TO CUTE LIL BOY-

He kept falling! If i have not return my skating shoes i'd help him. Lucky he was in thick leather jackets and long pants. And he stood up all by himself without anyone's help. Haha cutie

Aww.

Germaine and Lena. & Germaine and I decided to be neoprint girls in the upcoming picture.
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HAHAHAH. INSTEAD WE TAKE PICTURES IN A DISTANCE(LIKE THE ONE ABOVE WITH LENA AND GERMAINE) WE TOOK PICTURES, WHEREBY OUR FACE WERE SO UPFRONT SO THAT OUR FACE CAN LOOK LIKE BIG BAOS

Germaine is a terrorist

Germaine hurt her feet and i decided to take a rest from Lena before she detached my hands from my body! Lena felt that it's kinda not worth ending her sessions so fast. So she continued. After she's done, we went to Nihon mura for dinner!

These are some of the food we ordered

The portion were all pretty big, great for those with big appetites. Lena was fuming mad cause her food was voided but the waiter didnt inform her and she waited for quite awhile! She ended up starting on her food when we had finished ours!

GUESS WHO EARN THE MOST DURING THE MONTH OF FEB?
FLORIST!
OK I SHALL WORK PART TIME AS A FLORIST NEXT FEB. EARN UNTIL I LAO SAI. HAHA

Rin on the rox

2009-02-11T19:02:00.007+08:00

Rin on the rox, they're good. And recently they are invited to Ellen degeneres' show to sing and they get to go to the GRAMMYS! Lucky girls. Check out their other videos too.

How i wish i could sing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Java saturday

2009-02-08T00:03:00.009+08:00

NO SMOKING, XIEXIE.

croissant was good

with some strawberry jam. hmm.

Cloudy noon

Evening

Getting darker

I'M SHOCK BY YOUR FACE, ME? YES YOU. HAHAHHA

Germaine and i can't have enough of each other during weekdays, so we met up on weekends for ~~shopping~~ preparation of our art boards. Wireless@SG sucks. haha

Alright, toodles!

Meet it

2009-01-31T23:19:00.011+08:00

This was quite sometime ago

I told her that when she smiles with her teeth, she doesn't look pretty. BECUZ' SHE BO GEH!

So.. she decided to ACT CUTE !@e!$!#@!

HAHAHAHAH this is when she wants me to keep her jacket in my bag and i refuse

Meet my new baby, NOT JENNA FYI. Try spotting it!

LAZINESS.BRINGS.YOU.NO.WHERE.AND.I.SHALL.END.HERE

Deco

2009-01-27T23:26:00.012+08:00

the other day when i came back from school, i was terrified by this! And i knew it was another creation of my mum's!

Cheena new year deco and Pink lovely christmas tree, respectively
(And i'm sorry if Jenna scares you with my bow headband on her eyes as a blind folder)

Haha yes i know, Mummy are very in the "festive mood" like always. And i love it. Shall ask mummy to decorate the house when it's HALLOWEEN. my favourite festive season!!!!!

Jenna on new year morning! (Familiar with this face, you shall see her in the upcoming post!)

Jeanette on new year morning!

JOMANDA ON NEW YEAR MORNING!
(Haha actually i just woken up and i look horrendous! And family guy shall replace me although i have far much more hair then him! -points to hair and laugh wickedly-)

HOW

2009-01-25T23:51:00.008+08:00

HOW NOW BROWN COW. THE CHANNEL 8 CHINESE NEW YEAR COUNTDOWN SHOW SAID THAT ACCORDING TO THE ZODIAC, THOSE WHO ARE BORN IN THE CHICKEN YEAR, MIGHT MEET MISHAP THIS YEAR, THEIR SUGGESTION WAS: TRY NOT TO PLAY WITH SHARP ITEMS, WHEN OUT, MUST BE EXTRA CAREFUL, REGARDLESS CROSSING THE ROAD OR WHATEVER. HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHALL BUY BULLET VEST AND WEAR EVERYDAY AND TO BE OUT WITH BODYGUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR FOR WORSE, I SHALL STAY AT HOME THIS WHOLE YEAR!!!!!!! EH. DON'T LAUGH HOR, YOU BORN IN CHICKEN YEAR ALSO HOR. AH, I'M DAMN TERRIFIED. I YELLED AND RUN AROUND THE WHOLE HOUSE ASKING MY MUM, JENNA, JEANETTE. THEY ALL SCOLDED ME SIAO!! HOW CAN. CANNOT ASK MY LAO PA, HE BATHING!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH. HOW! OK I SHALL GO AND ASK MY NEIGHBOUR!! WHAT YOU WAITING FOR?! GO AND ASK YOUR NEIGHBOUR ALSO!!

MESSY HAIR.

2009-01-23T23:58:00.014+08:00

Day out with Germaine, i've messy hair. So what has it got to do with you

I use my MESSY HAIR to take photos

i eat carl's jr because i've MESSY HAIR

MESSY HAIR

germaine YOU HAVE MESSY HAIR AS WELL?

still MESSY HAIR

we both had carl's jr because we BOTH HAVE MESSY HAIR

MESSY HAIRSSS

check out how my MESSY HAIR LOOKS LIKE

the MESSY HAIR is going to crawl out of your screen

I have messy hair. So how now? Anyone help me please

Laze

2009-01-21T21:46:00.003+08:00

Last fri, head to Topshop warehouse sales. The price was.. WOW. Went with Germaine, Mummy and Jenna. Talk crap the moment we stepped out of the house. Jenna didn't brought her eyes out. She kept clinging onto Germaine! Which i highly doubt she cling the wrong person! AND I spot this very stunning gold studded dress, and the price was sucha' steal! BUT yours truely is short, i don't have long sexy legs and the dress is a tad long. Didn't want to alter the dress, as the studs will look pretty uneven? Least, i brought tops there. And i'm happy with it!

The day after fri. When out in the evening around 7(I KNOW WEIRD TIMING TO GO OUT) to town with Mum to shop. Decided to purchase a phone for myself, as the previous one that i had got, was been pickpocket. The phone has yet to be 1month old. FEEL THE HEARTACHE!!
I send a message to my own phone, When i discover it has been stolen. I wanted to use a harsh tone to text a message to my own phone hoping whoever who stoles it will have a heart and return it to me. But you see, the situation was i didn't take care of my own stuffs. HOW CAN I SCOLD THAT PERSON WHO STEAL IT. BUT HOW CAN HE/SHE STEAL MY PHONE! THEY CAN ASK ME TO LEND THEM TO TAKE A LOOK AND PLAY WITH IT. IF THEY WANTS TO PLAY!! But anyway i did send a message and was saying :"If you happen to pick my phone up, could you kindly returned it to me? Will reward you in return blahblah" (OK I KNOW SOUND STEWPID. AND HIGHLY IMPOSSIBLE)
OK SORRY I SIDETRACKED.

I met this nice man who wasn't a promoter but recommend me which phone i should buy and such. He were really nice as a stranger. How often can you met nice strangers huh.
After all the dilly dally, i still didn't know what phone to buy. The lady who serve me at the counter were looking at me for a good whole 10mins waiting for me to decide which phone i exactly wants. HAHAHA

i know, wordy posts bores you and it bores me too cause while i'm typing my eyelids feels so heavy. A image post soon, promise*

Judgement

2009-01-10T23:28:00.023+08:00

HAIR VERY MESSY, MUST MAKE IT EVEN MESSY

TWO BIRDS AND GERMAINE

HUNGRY, BUY CHACHOS, EAT

THE AUNTIE BANG ONTO MY NOSE

"HO LIAO BEH"

IN THE JUNGLE

not ready

NOT READY!!

(:

LIKE TO HUG POLES, ACTUALLY IS I WANTED TO.. POLE DANCE

GERMAINE.. WHAT IF THE POLES DETTACH FROM THE GROUND!!!

FIRST TIME IN SINGAPORE

MY HEART OPEN

ITS NOT EASY TO CAPTURE THE PERFECT "CAR BANG" PICTURE!

unglam shot

UNGLAM shot. I WANTED GERMAINE TO CAPTURE ME POINTING FINGERS AT LIANG ZHI QIANG(JACK NEO) BUT..

IT WENT ZOOM ZOOM AND I POINTED AT AIRS INSTEAD. SO STEWPID I KNOW

ANG-TUTU LIPS.

THE MOMENT WE SAW THE CCTV ABOVE OUR HEAD, OUR REACTION WAS TO.. *WAVE!*

I LIKE IT TOPLESS

GOOD
MY CAM GOT THIS FREAKING COOL EFFECT:

ya right.. MY CAM IS FAULTYYY :( :( :(

PICTURES TAKEN, HAS GOT HORIZONTAL LINES WITH IT!

CONSOLE ME.

TELL ME THE EFFECT IS COOL

YEA.. THE EFFECT IS COOLZ. (SELFCONSOLE)

I HAD A GREAT DAY WITH MY SUPAR BEST FRIEND. SHE CRACK ME UP INSTANTLY WHEN I'M FEELING :(
ANYWAY WE HAD THE BEST YOGHURT. YOGHURT THAT IS ADDICTIVE. WE LOVE FROLICK, I THINK THE BADGES THAT THEY DESIGN ARE DAMN KOOL.
SECOND ROUND OF YOGHURT, SOON.. SOON.
XO!

to fall or to strong, you choose

Random funs

2009-01-07T21:32:00.007+08:00

HELLO. SORRY FOR THE SUPER EEK JAP SONG THATS PLAYING ON MY BLOG. BECUZ' THE CELEBRITIES I LOOK-ALIKE HAVE MORE JAP THUS I PUT JAP SONG! HAHAH Must act japanese for awhile what! But i realised even if i choose Japanese songs as my blogsong, i wouldn't make it as a kawaii japanese girl!!!
:(
BUT DO YOU LIKE MY PONYO SONG!

Don't laugh at me hokay, some of you guys went to Morph yourself into celebrity! I KNOW HAHAHA (Due to the results from my stats)

Anyway if you happen to have got a fetish for emotion sounds on msn LIKE ME, can add me up in MSN! WE BE FRIEND FRIEND HOKAY!!!!! Emotion sounds are damn fun.
HAHAHAHAHA
& Plz do me a favour, by clicking onto the advertisement on the left column. Xiexie
<< The adv is over here!

Ponyo ponyo ponyo~
-swims away like the ponyo fish-

Morph it!

2009-01-06T22:44:00.004+08:00

COOLZ OR WHAT! ONE OF THE CELEBRITY I LOOK LIKE! WHY CAN'T I RESEMBLE AN ANGMOH!! !(Actually, i do resemble one of the caucasian but it's a male and it's ~~robert pattinson~~. I wish i could and girls would starts to go ga-ga over me. But nope, not our charming Edward Cullen. It's some not very famous artist.) I STILL THINKS THAT I COULD, HAVE MORE HOT FEMALE ARTIST IN MY LIST OF CELEBRITIES THAT I'D LOOK ALIKE! HMM.. LEIGHTON MEESTAR COULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT CHOICE HUH!

I DON'T REALLY FANCY JAP STARS. AND YEA, I KNOW MY FACE ARE ROUNDER, MY NOSE AREN'T SHARP ENOUGH, MY EYES ARE SMALLER.. BUT I'M AN ASIAN, HOW FAB CAN AN ASIAN LOOK LIKE YOU TELL ME!!!! MAYBE I CAN GET THOSE GEO LENSES TO MAKE MY EYES HUMONGOUS AND KAWAII! LIKE THOSE JAP GIRLS! HAHAHAHA. IF I WOULD TO GET THOSE LENSES, I'LL CERTAINLY NOT CHOOSE HAZEL BROWN AS THE LENS COLOR. JUST SO YOU KNOW, MY EYEBALLS ARE IN HAZEL BROWN FOR I-DONT-KNOW-WHAT REASON!

ANYWAY I'M SORRY FOR THE SPAN OF WORDS IN CAPS AND THE AMT. OF EXCLAMATION MARKS. HAHA
& I KNOW YOU GUYS WILL START TO TRY OUT THE WEBSITE AND MORPH YOUR FACE INTO CELEBRITIES RIGHT! DON'T FAKE, I KNOW YOU WANT TO HAVE A TASTE TO BE AN CELEBRITY RIGHT. HAHAHA

TOODLES!

Routine

2009-01-02T22:26:00.014+08:00

SEE WHAT

LEFT SIDE BIG RIGHT SIDE SMALL. LIKE THIS O.o

AJISEN

JUICY GOSSIPS. THINK CHACE CRAWFORD, BRITNEY, KATY PERRY!

DO YOU LIKE THOSE LEOPARD SHORTS!

BEST PRETZEL IN TOWN! HANDS DOWN

-FLIPS HAIR-

MY PALM IS SMALL RIGHT

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LOOK AT THE DISSAPEARING AUNTY BEHIND

Germaine and I went shopping! Christmas sales y'know. Sales are great, but all the sizes left aren't great. Silly Germaine and I tour around Plaza singapura to find the best exit. Damn hilarious. Germaine!! Thank you for the gift! (8 Love u.

Twenty o' nine

2009-01-01T22:16:00.003+08:00

Yes students has to attend school as usual. No i don't dread going to school neither do i anticipate about it. It's just a kinda stage that everyone needs to go through i suppose? I can pretty much expect the scenes i'll see tmr. Stares, friendly welcomes, attire check, whines, laughing at one, critising at one, black faces, dye hairs, different image from one, height increase in one(Damn), lessons, Ms pey.. and the list goes on.

As what i have said to Germaine, a new year a new start. For now, i've already ease away every single hatred towards one. Two years more to graduate from high school. I would prefer to have another friend then enermy and to make myself miserable at school by seeing whatever particular person and the "typical scene" will happen.
(Typical scene: "Y" person will stare at "Z", and "Z" person will turn to her friend and nag and complain that "Y" person is staring at her that kinda scenario)

Maybe some of you guys are thinking "Yeah right, bullshits. You wouldn't be that nice.." But seriously, having to go to school 5x a week and everyday you've gotta face the person you dislike and hate them and whatsnot. Instead of passing them flashing them a smile. To me is really redundant.

Thus i have decided to go to school with positive mindset and all. Even if some of you still decides to hate me or what, i've got no choice do i? All i say is, i wouldn't dislike someone for no particular reason (:

P.S Post are not written to ask everyone to have the same mindset as me or what. This is only my point of view.

See ya guys in school tmr (;

Misses&Thoughts

2008-12-23T22:23:00.008+08:00

Germaine must be having a great time at friendly country. bangkok. Misses her so so much. How could you not miss someone who's already part of your life, her absense to me are... :(
She'll always go there extra miles for me regardless of what. Christmas will be different without her. Lena too. But recently i saw the drift between Lena and us.

07's Christmas. ~~We were at South pole with Polar bears.~~ We were at Snow city

Her birthday outing that i came up with:
http://the-theoryofjomanda.blogspot.com/2008/11/germaine.html
I had ultimate fun that day! Was feeling happy and all. Even though i lost my phone the previous day!

The days i spend with her during holidays and some with Lena too:

Our Ikea trip!

Dintaifung!

Sushi Tei; Out for Lena's bday prezzie

Will continue with this post soon, needs to get clean! Shower*

Doom!

2008-12-19T22:45:00.013+08:00

Germaine thinks that she look freakin cute

Germaine and I just had to get started with our Art before school reopens and Mdm Ngo screw us up. It was productive for me, at least i started and Germaine did nothing but laughing non-stop! Now she knows me inside out cuz' we had hours of heart to heart talks.

Anyway we met the girl thats in the picture in Kfc, she was friendly, very infact. She wanted to draw a picture of me, so i told her :"the girl you draw must be tall, very tall ah AND also skinny ok? :D" She started drawing right after i finishes my words, and she show it to me afterwards claiming the girl she drew were me

This is so not meee. HAHAH alright, it does resembles me somehow, not tall, short to be exact and also plump. But why don't i have a pupil! But theres definitely obviously something that doesn't look like mine's. The hands! It looks more like doraemon's

She was showing me Jomanda

She was tearing the page that she drew me on

And this is Jomanda showing Jomanda

Ooo. I saw a belly~

Tell me she's not camera shy

She knew Germaine was taking a picture of her, and she turned to her direction and pose for a picture. HAHAH vain girl.

Anyway cheenapok Germaine is going overseas soon, I'M SO GOING TO MISS HER. I spend my entire holiday, ok almost entire holiday. She is just like my girlfrnd and i'm like the boyfrnd y'know! A part of me! PLZ TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF THERE K. don't let the ahneh's jikopeh you k!
I've already prayed to father lord to ask him to bless you and to let you to be safe and sound every single second. Love you x infinity. XO.

Satisfaction.

2008-12-18T01:38:00.020+08:00

Post for: 17/12/08
Today Germaine and I had a last minute decision to tour around Singapore to search for our desired school bags. We wasted most of our time travelling to and fro on the East west Line cuz' we were chatterbox and we didn't even take notice that we were travelling on the wrong way. Urg, the hassle.

Check out my yellow zebra prints nails! I got terribly bored while waiting for Germaine for a whopping of 40mins so i take random shots of my nails! The color are not that harsh in real life (;

Gotcha' old men!

Placing our orders

"Ehehhe! Whats that huh!?"

The face expression does not tells it all. I didn't enjoy my food at all! The food there wasn't to my liking and not to mention the Chinese oldies songs that were playing in the Hongkong cafe irritates me to the maximum. Boo.

"Harlooo, ah pa ah"

What does this looks like to you? A Superman Logo? If thats what you see, you're absolutely wrong. It's a diamond.

Focus on the mini christmas hat i brought!

Do you like those longan eyes that Germaine snapshot!

Nevertheless, i still got my bag and very satisfied with it. So its Germaine with my help! We went for a last minute shopping as those shops were about to close and i almost got my slouchy top from Topshop but Germaine and I was thinking it's pretty easy to make one myself. Hence, i went to Cotton on and brought two oversize Men's top to D.I.Y myself and it was a.. SUCESS! Am very pleased with myself. (:

Didn't take a picture of the top that i've accomplished.

But it looks somewhat like this. Pictures credits to flb!

Goodnight earthlings, sleep tight!

R, Randoms.

2008-12-17T01:29:00.006+08:00

Note: Post is meant to be posted on 16/12. (But you know.. I.. DILLY DALLY SO I FORGET TO CREATE A NEW POST ON 16/12.)

PRETTY OR WHAT YOU TELL ME!

She's Miss World for 2008. She's from Russia, she looks like a barbie doll to me. But it's a pity that she doesn't knows how to speak english! My mum was very mean, she say that the lady who represent Singapore, which is Miss Singapore are just there for a show.

Today Momsie and I went down to cathay pacific's office cause i make an error in my aunt's airticket when i booked for her. We went shopping, i spot this super nice vintage bag, but i didn't brought it! Kinda regret.

Things don't always goes the way you want it to be, mind you

Cuppycupcake

2008-12-12T23:26:00.015+08:00

Germaine and I decided to do cupcakes as gifts for christmas!!!

This is only a trial test, so it doesn't look really fantastic tho!

But who cares we had great fun!!! Germaine and i went to get the ingredients first with Jenna and Mummy's accompanied. And we laugh like insanes while shopping for the ingredients.

Geek cooks!

Nothing beats betty crocker!

Father christmas

Jenna the ass volunteer to take this photo for me haha

Do chew like the light streaks on germaine's glasses

And do chew like my pixelated eyes

Ingredients. Got to use Jenna's milk bottle to measure as we didn't have measuring cup!

My collection (The one that has got an smiley face on it, i make it for Germaine's daddy! And he say he will treat me eat minced pork noodle the very next time haha)

Germaine's

Germaine lets have a nicer round of cupcakes the next time alright?! 8) Hope you enjoy today with my family again. You must have get use to their nonsense right! LOVE U. And thankies to mummy for helping out! Love you too

Grocery shopping, Get Fat

2008-12-11T23:08:00.007+08:00

Mummy brought us for Grocery shopping yesterday, look at the amount of tidbits Mummy throwed at Jenna. Cuzzie is staying here this sunday! And he loves to eat.

Today Germaine came, initially our plan was to do our Art! But you know.. We can't concentrate, and Mummy Lau make us lots of food for us to get fat. We don't bear to say no to those food. I mean we don't bear to let those food and my mum's effort to waste. So no choice y'know! HAHA

But i really love my mum, the way she treat one like it's her own child.(E.g she can bring Jeanette's friend oversea!) And will never ever scold other people's child regardless of what! Ok i'm not here to boast how great my mum can be. But just feel exceptionally mushy today thats why. HAHA. Your mum are as great too! (;

P.S I'm looking forward to see Germaine tmr again!!

Break those records

2008-12-09T23:48:00.020+08:00

Tell me this fellow is cute, this cute little fellow is starring in the movie "Bolt". Familiarize with it, and you'll see a similar one afterwards.

Pepper Lunch was Germaine's lunch Jomanda's lunch, not Lena's lunch. As she only came right after that. We went to Wisma to walk around while waiting upon Lena's arrival, Germaine and I has this miny "break these record" game. HAHAHHA damn fun i tell you! Laugh till i almost weewee in my pants. Not reavealing what was the game about cuz' meanies will laugh at how retard we are. There were quite a no. of passing audiences giving us weird stares!

The planning for today was to accompany Germaine and Lena for their new year buys as i still have tons of clothes i brought from Thailand unworned, but it looks more like i'm doing the shopping instead. Sorry to keep your waiting while i tried on those clothes.

I brought my raglan tee

GERMAINE!

Germaine was shocked that paparazzi was following us!

And we became insane, and somehow we resemble the cute fellow i was refering about.
(HAHA actually we was imitating it all the while! Don't you think that fat round fluffy ball looks supar kute!?)

Still contemplating whether to buy it for Christmas/New year! It's sucha adorable dress huh?

Bedok for Minced pork noodles agggainnn, impatient people like us finally learned our lessons, we order from the stall thats beside the more well known one, and it doesn't taste as nice as the more famous one. Total regret.

I think i've this jikopeh look.

-inserts xanga heart-

REVAMP.

2008-12-02T23:45:00.010+08:00

Past few days has been spending with Mummy with Momsie's money

Yea, i know you're sick of seeing this place in my blog

My computer chose to die on me in the morning, so decided to go out with momsie. Because you know the boreness at home.. could literally kill me. Dhoby ghaut for lunch, was being indecisive on what to eat, settle for Swensens in the end. In the end, momsie brought us a new computer. -kicks the old laoya computer to the side-

The following day we head down to Ikea for computer table, instead Mummy Lau decided to revamp my room and i got mirrors, prints for.. (I'm not sharing) And yes i'm going to have new bed, new dressing table, and etc. My room is yet partially done. Will continue with my Revamping of the highness's room project part II another day. Cause i'm pretty lazy after shifting this and that.

This few days spending with Mummy Lau, Jenna and Jeanette and such, were really fun. Love you mummy!

Lena's birthday celebration

2008-11-27T01:14:00.036+08:00

Sorry for the superduperwuper late post for Lena's birthday celebration. Here are the pictures.

The following girls you see.. Met up for preparation:

Zoom-in view of this wicked women

Blowing up 15 of those fragile-like-glass balloon ain't an easy task. It might just burst anytime. Handling the balloons after being blow up are even..

TOUGHER! Sipei has got to guard the balloon because..

We blow up too many balloons and when the balloons are placed on the floor it will flew to the piece of grass land when theres wind. And it will burst.
The process of wanting to save the balloons from landing onto the grass were full of screamings. Think: Germaine shouting "Ahhhh, na ge qiu!"(But remain very still in her positions) And thats when Sipei and Janice will start screaming also. Plus me chasing after the balloons like crazy.

Thus, whenever we were about to finish up to our 15th balloon, any of them will just burst either by flying to that grass land or we held in our hands very gently but still, it burst. So after god-knows-how-long we finally blew 15 balloons with 2notes hidden in any of it.

My smart Sipei think of this very useful idea, to use her tie to tied up the balloon

The ~~acts~~ of being helpful

Lena says: I can see you~

This girl here.. I pass her, her crumpled dress, asking her:" You want me to help you to iron? Or are you ironing the dress yourself? She told me she will iron the dress herself and she went to the kitchen to iron. 6.5minutes later, she came back with the exact dress. When i mean exact dress, i mean the SAME crumpled dress! She still has the cheek to tell me it's ironed.

Oi who says you can take a picture of me

THIS IS WHAT I CALL AN IRONED DRESS. LENA!

EH. whats that!?

I sexy not?

Bear says: Ooo~ comfortable to lie on! -pokes-

Plaza sing = Lunch + Survey

Me and Jan: Lena! got $ on the floor leh! (Knowing that she's well-known for being greedy)

Kallang leisure park for Iceskating

Them to squat down, becuz' me is shortie

Dark like your faeces

Dress code were black.

Hope you enjoy the celebration we came up with, Loves.

Love G.

2008-11-26T23:48:00.012+08:00

The day before yesterday, i was walking home and i saw this swams of birds flying in this very manner circular form. Just like the fishes in Finding nemo

Anyway Germaine and i went out to get you-know-who's birthday present today! (8

HAHAHA look at her!

Tell me that my hair is long like rapunzel's

The animals refuse to stand still and take a picture with me!

HAHAHAH damn twit

I like this giraffe very much!

Spot Germaine!

The oxford heel that i'm wearing for the whole day almost got me killed. As we went to several places today! Wisma Atrium, Cineleisure, Taka, Plaza singapura. And we bump into Gwendolyn and Lena at Plaza singapura! Had some catching ups and we went separate ways. The pain was unbearable so i went bare-footed and yeah attracted lots of stares from others. And once again, i want to thank Germaine for being so concern about me! And to waste her time by seating on the floor of nowhere cause the pain was untolerable and to cause her to wait for me. And to find seats in the train for me to sit. I LOVE YOU X INFINITY I SWEAR. and not forgetting my birthday girl too!

XO.

P.s. I've updated more on the post for my holiday trip, scroll down

Friendly people

2008-11-16T01:48:00.033+08:00

My holiday destination was Thailand once again, people there are hella' friendly especially transsexual men(Ah gua), and we happen to met one that are cute! Some of them are really pretty that you might though they were genuine women!! But some of them... still has got their very manly voice that freak me out whenever they speaks. However, i felt that they are pretty cool and i like them! (:

This time round, Mummy not just brought me and Jeanette for holiday
(Without stupid Jenna) YAY WE'RE THE TRIPLE J's of Mummy Lau

But also Jeanette's friend, Angel (:

You know i love pretty skies!

Bickering?

The taxi driver loves dor-la-eh-mon! Jeanette: Uncle you like doraemon ah? Yet he ignored her. HAHAHA
(Don't play play, the taxi driver was wearing Raybans alright! Not sure about the authencity though)

We head to the hotel to rest. Anyway i was not being a good girl that day, I was Mummy's jinx, i have no idea what did i done to the luggage and the luggage can't be opened when mummy tried. And some other issue that make mummy's blood boil. Ops

Head to Chatuchak Weekend market, we went there in the evening so i didn't manage to buy more items back with me :(

We were at Siam Paragon's Supermarket, they sell cute stuffs there

Take for example, these adorable cotton candies

Say you want some, but you can't

2nd day: Platinum Mall for wholesale shopping and thats where Jeanette met this super friendly transsexual man(man's voice kind) who tried on this particular hairstyle on her, which looks good on her! Swensen for giant earthquake becuz' it was cheap

No whipped cream for us plz. Whipped cream = fattening

Beautiful christmas tree, not as beautiful as my house's. ehehehe

On the 3rd day, we went to Chinatown. Over there you can see more chinese. Yea, familiar feeling (:

We had Chinses cusine.

How often do you see tea with straws? The waiter that serve us looks abit like Andy Lau HAHAHA and his service was good, very good! He will fill up the cup of tea to the brim everytime when i have not even reach half of it. He saw me having difficulties drinking the cup of tea and i even dripped on my dress. Thus, the straws! Such waiter = Me like

They sell dogs by the roadside (Didn't manage to capture a clearer view of the dogs, as i suppose photography are not allow?)

Baskin Robin!

Not very hard to spot what prints i currently like, right!

Close up

Phua chu kang's friend. Cause it has got a mole too

Mummy decided to ruined it

A fastfood outlet that are not available in Singapore

Rootbeer float, twirly wirly fries, waffle with ice cream

eheheheheheHEHEHEHEH. I risk my life for these picture alright! No photography is allowed in the mall.

Regret not purchasing these pair of watermelon flipflop! HHAHA

I miss bangkok, i miss those friendly people over there. To sum it all up, i would wish to go back there again!!!!

Indecisive

2008-11-15T23:25:00.023+08:00

Germaine getting ready to get bang by cars, anyway the heartshape balloons that she are holding on are gifts if you donates. Germaine kept pestering me that she wants the heartshape balloon. Thus, we donated. But we threw the balloons away after that, it was sucha' burden to bring it around.

We head to Din tai fung for xiao long bao!

Says: -breathes in deeply- Oh.my.god who's this nude old man?!(I make this up). I wasn't sure what exactly what i was doing, hello? it's a candid picture alrighty

Oi. Coin also money horh, you better take!

Germaine!! Pass me a tissue, quick! my mouth got hole, i spilled water on my top!!

Chey no way, talk to my hand!

EHEHEHEHEHEHE -gives gl face-

She treats me like shit, but i decided to be friends with her. hehe

Them. Cool.

Venezia. Yummy

(:

I think i sorta' pissed Germaine off while we were shopping :( Reason: The waiting queue for the fitting room were l.o.n.g, I tried a total of 6pieces and after taking my own sweet time to try on the clothes, when i came out of the fitting room i was still being indecisive whether to purchase the skirt i tried on which i pretty like. I'm sincerely sorry Germaine! Love you.

Bedok for Stingray and a waiting time of 30mins minced pork noodle because it was good!

Germaine says.. do the chicken dance!

Germaine says cheesee

Germaine says talk to BOTH OF MY HANDS! :(

(:

Germaine is ringing up it's daddy to pick us up (8

Germaine: Oi! Don't stand on the railing! Later break how!?

So i decided to stand still and emo-momo

Look at the evil smile.

-insert lots of heartshape in this space-

Sugarcane for Daddy tay!

Germaine's daddy being humourous as usual, and i really enjoyed myself today with that silly girl. We laugh and play and eat. Doing the usual stuff. But a pity Lena can't join us this time round. Note this post is on the 15th, the day before i leave for holiday. Next post will be regarding my holiday trip.

P.s. Pictures are in larger form as i find that pictures upload thru blogger, resolution of pictures and quality wasn't that much of a clear. Thus the larger images.

Through the rain

2008-11-12T16:15:00.017+08:00

Rami happily in cab, Ronnie sadly in cab

I left my ronnie in the cab! :( I was playing with it, and i forgot forget to put it back inside my bag. I THINK RONNIE LIKES THE TAXI DRIVER BETTER:( WHY DIDNT HE COME WITH ME! I'll always check whether did my belongings leave unattended whenever i leaves a place. BUT WHY DIDNT I CHECK JUST NOW! -floods thousands of sad smileys-

Picnic in the rain is exciting, who says having a picnic during raining days are stupid. It's fun. Instead of your boring grass land you can experience something different. (Trying to console myself) But anyway the rain didn't dampen our moods, we still had heaps of fun, right LG!? (LG = ~~the electronic brand~~ Lena & Germaine) (:

Check out the mini cups and jugs, adorable right!

Not just the mini cups and jugs are adorable, we're also beli a-dor-la-ber!

Afternoon

Evening

The weather was too good that i feel like sleeping (I'm resting on the si-bai-de-man mat) Spiderman mat i mean

Picture lightning was dark, due to flash

Germaine (:

Lena (:

Let's have a picnic 2 soon, this time round on greeny fresh grass ok, the one that cows eat! So soft and nice that me also ended up eating it okeh?! But venue wouldn't be Botanical Gardens the next time round! Germaine's daddy scare us the moment we onboard his car, and we sorta have a phobia going there already :( But i swear his dad are hilarious! Me like!

Double R

2008-11-11T23:46:00.068+08:00

Say Hi! (Don't be rude!)
I'll introduce them afterwards to you alrighty? (;

I started off with my day having lunch @ Pepper Lunch with Momsie and sis. And i met up with that silly girl afterwards, was damn thrilled to see her!(Even though i see her 6x in a week!) Ikea for: furniture, food to make us fatty bom bom, and this cool secret place!, laughters, Rami&Ronnie(!), trolleyrides and stuffs for picnic -inserts a big smiley face-

Big portions of food for big fatty bom bom like us

Hmm~ Delicious, we said!

And just right after our meals, we roamed about and we found this uber cool place! And we snap like crazies after that

(I shall just post one as the rest all look relatively the same)
After snapping like insanes, we went back and thats when..

This INCONSIDERATE NEIGHBOUR dropped her flower pot and it hits on both Germaine and I! :(

Happy because no one has ever hit her with a flower pot and she feels fresh about it

Bananas for you Sir?

In the midst of choosing

Fickle-minded her

(:

I was scolding her and she shot me

Thats much better

The ~~cat~~ dog in the bag (Check out the dog sticking out to sniff Germaine's hand. Maybe the dog has got a fetish for char siew!)

Xiao qiang? Yes.

And it's a adorable xiao qiang -hugs it tightly-

And this is adorable Germ___e (Germaine stop laughing to yourself now, i wasn't refering to you!)

We brought these adorable cups!

I was saying:"yo"

Now it's time for a minute of The 1980's.

This is Miss Rosy tay

Miss Mary Lau

And this is Mary's twin sister Marie

Love you.

I ask her to give me an "will you marry me" face but it looks more like "will you buy my flower? pls.." face. HAHA

Hmm..

Eh pai seh ah. Me don't like hua

THIS IS.... RONNIE AND RAMI! Ronnie(Mine) & Rami(Germaine's) I know the name sounds like dabian, but hey your name sounds more like dabian hokeh

We the citizens of Singapore, pledge ourself as one united pisai

We (L) Ronnie and Rami :D hehehe

Who has better resemblance!

Checking whether do they have shit in their asses

Anyway did you notice the cockroach that i'm hugging in almost every pictures?! I regret not purchasing it and bring it home with me! Because on my way home, i spotted this little cockroach near the rubbish chute and i find them really cute! I'm so going back to Ikea to purchase it the next time round!
Germaine next time we go back okay!?! Love chew many many!

Great day with germaine

2008-11-06T23:48:00.004+08:00

3x to toilet = I had bad runs
Roamed about in Compasspoint, decided to head to Germaine's house. We had a ♥-♥ talk.
We talk anything and everything under the Star!
Just want to tell you, thank you for smelling my shit for thrice. And wait for me and care about that issue* of mine which for now i really can't get over it :(
Much loves!

Germaine 是十五岁!

2008-11-05T23:21:00.040+08:00

♥
(Picture are taken separately on their very own birthday)
Oh anyway thats me looking very unwilling to love the girl who's eye who are '5cent alike'

So i came up with the theme: 'Kiddy' for Germaine's birthday celebration. Outfit for the day definetely needs to look kiddy-ish enough.. Hence:

How often do you see me in ponytails(x2!) I've not tie it for years
My role was the youngest sister if you're wondering. ~~Pretty obvious~~

Cheena Elder sister!

My 2nd brother!

Big brother!

The above are pictures of the siblings, now time for our wonderful mummy who ~~must have hurt badly giving birth to us especially big brother who's so long~~ (the height)

My mushroom looking mother :B

Mummy decided to bring us out to see the world as she were sick of eating ~~fake~~ Mcdonald's meals at home (;

A family protrait and off we go!

Mummy: WHO TAKE MY WALLET!?!?!
Me: Big brother! Not me :(
Big brother: :'( -rubs tears away-

Mummy: Awwww~ Good girl
Me: :D -hugs mummy-

WOW! is thatttt a niao(bird)????

Ma mee & Da dee

Ma mee and Elder sis

She's the one who take cares of the 4 of us! (: Something like nanny, but a young and adorable one!

On the way to our destination:

This is Singapore???

We take photo with our dearest mum while waiting for another ~~sibling~~ of ours

Formal

Wahpiang.. wo ai wo de mama! :B

Wo bu ai wo de mama le

Oh! There she is!

In the cab to our destination with Mama and jiejie and...

Ge ge! (a act cool one)

We went to:

Play computer games cannot isit

The interior designs in the restaurant:

Browse thru the menu, and ordered.

And again while waiting for the food..

We attempt to be Angels

And here comes food..

Heard your stomach growling?

Mama with them

After our meals and much delay of taking pictures here and there, we went for.. ICE CREAM BUFFET!

On the way! (8

Mama and I

Big bro and Big sis

Daddy, 2nd bro and Janice(Our ___)

We tried every single flavour, Flavour like: Chocolate, Vanilla, Peppermint, Mocha, Green Tea, Yam, Cappucino, Rasberry, Tiramisu and Lychee & Passionfruit(In pudding form)

Drinks were free flow hence we took cups of coke, sprite, zapple, orange juice, different type of beverages to tried out, the results were pretty not bad tho (;

Chocolate

Vanilla and Peppermint

Mocha

Green tea

Yam

Lychee

Passionfruit

Too much of sweet stuff, thus Germaine went to steal nuggets for us(4person 2 nuggets!) The process of stealing were damn hilarious! Inorder not to let the nuggets be spotted by the staff working there, we hid it under the bowl and Lena accidentally drop the piece of half eaten nugget onto..

HHAAHAHAH

The mess we created

Yay manda

Yes we went bowling afterwards

=O

Strike twice!

Lovable ones! (L)

I were about to take another shot of them just then the water fountain came this loud splash and yes that was their reaction. Hahaha typical singaporean uh? (:

Dear germaine, once again Happy 15th! I hope you enjoyed that day as i do. i'm glad i could find a friend like you. A friend that.. (Me: Can i bite your hand!? -gives an excited face- Germaine: =O.. Bite lorh.) lets me bite! You'll always go that extra mile for me.. And you're already a part of me! Just like bra and panty, they are meant to be together as a set (; I love you just as wide as the sea as tall as the sky! 你是头发,我是头皮. 我们永远不分离! Love you x infinity

Halloween night, a hell of a good time

2008-11-01T20:11:00.032+08:00

And yes, i've hell of a good time yesterday at night safari. Halloween has officially became my favourite festive season! Can't wait for next year's halloween party!!!!!! (Yes i'm still in a halloween mood)

I started my day reluctantly at school for extended programme. Germaine and I landed in school library in search of pictures for our art preparation. Got distracted and we decided to celebrate halloween in the evening!

Subway for takeaways as we were rather hungry

Approximately 30-40mins of bus ride to our destination. You could see faces of anticipation and excitement on the bus (;

Germaine and I roamed about while Sly and Lena queued for the tickets(And the queue sure is long! 2hours for 4tickets) and we saw this lady wore this devil horn on her head thus we went to ask the staffs working over there where can i get that. -Long story cut short-

I suck blood for dinner and pretty much explain that i'm a vampire(a semi-one).
(I know i look shity for an vampire, but do vampire need to look pretty? I'm lack of a cape and heavy make-ups for a vampire tho)

With the witch

Vampire

The two-face man and Scary pumpkin head-straw man

Scary mask devil

Mainly the vampire, the devil girl(Not a hot devil girl tho) and Happy smiling boy who have just beaten up the far left girl holding a useless fork with her chin stained with blood.

The clown's hair are ticklish! Make a guess which clown is the bad one

With the butcher who's holding on to a chicken

In the toilet. (People who wants to have a fast shitting procedure, visit the toilet as you will hear loud groaning out of nowhere and... It might just scare the shit out of you!)

She will urge people to go over, and when people went closer to the cart, she will open up the lit..

And thats when people scream

Got our tickets and we head to..

You could choose between the normal tram and the halloween tram. No doubt, we chose the Halloween tram! We suppose it's exciting than the normal tram? And the queue was even exciting cause it's pretty long too

In the process of my dinner. You can clearly see which one i have exactly choosen to eat. (Take note of the face)

Soon we aboard the 'Train of terror' which wasn't just close encounters with the Night Safari's animals we also travelled through the 'Eternal Torture' which is basically the eerie prison of animal abusers and witness the consequences of people who betray the conservation code which was really exciting and scary too!

After the ride, the time were already 12 plus going on 1. Thus we head home.. It was really a great experience. And if you think being a vampire are easy, you're so wrong! The blood stain that i had on my chin, i had a hard time removing it and till now i've this slight red stain on my chin! But it was all worthwhile (8

Wanted to create a halloween blogskin for my blog, but i'm far too lazy and tired. I'll hit the sacks now!
Goodnight and Happy Halloween!

Anticipation

2008-10-30T21:40:00.022+08:00

I know my blog has been pretty boring.. reason will be i've been: Spending my week going to school for extended programmes. And this will continues till next week? So i'm anticipating the activities and outing we plan for the holiday! 8)

For now, let me show you what i found on the web. TOILETS!!(It will be about all the toilets that are in the world. Can't blame me for posting such stuff(s) again. I have nothing to post plus i'm far too bored k.)

The mouth might just close and your lil brother gets stuck inside there!

And this would be the time when you found out your thing* could play a tune or so (;

Oh! A familiar character from Star Wars!

Comfortable for the butt

This.. sureee is comfortable! look at the cosy sofa. Put one of this in the living room and you surely can eat shit sleep there!

Dracula toiletbowl

This is so sexyayeee I think guys who use this toilet would feel, *ahem

When this happens..

We need to shee shee together! (Don't tell me you can't see whats so wrong about this picture!)

If you were to ask me which toiletbowl would i use to do my necessaries..
This will be my choice:

This is one awesome water closet. This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston:

Now that you've seen the outside view, let's take a look at the inside view

IT'S MADE ENTIRELY OF ONE-WAY GLASS!

No one can see you from the outside but when you are inside it's like sitting in an glass box. Now would you.. COULD YOU.. use it?

For me this toilet will definetely be my choice! As it seems like it's the most cleanest toilet. Who knows? People might be watching me taking off my underwear from outside!! HHAAHHAHHAHAHA me like! YAY!

-joins banana for "yay yay" dance-

In hongkong

2008-10-22T22:36:00.003+08:00

Make a guess what happen to the man in the picture

Edit/ The man in the picture is actually doing this pretty obscene action to the bench. Yes you should get what i mean. -Does the eyebrow thing-

Anyway here's the news report:
..In Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Moral of the story will be,
Do find prostitutes, live animate objects, and not non-living things with too many holes!! HHAHAAHA

Just have to

2008-10-20T21:58:00.010+08:00

I felt that: source are good thing to refer. SURE IT DOES.
First time, second time? You must have been there several times, i reckon so. No? How about we play the 'spot the similarities' game?
I don't wish to go to such extend. But babe, You pushes me to this. Sorry.

Edit/ Remove nonsensical stuffs as i find it inappropriate, this post will be specially dedicated to you.

What will happen

2008-10-16T21:55:00.001+08:00

What are these you might ask.. This are parasites.
Where do they come from? Your bras.

Yes, believe it or not.
The newly bought bras, you buy from normal average stores, some that are products by China actually have actual parasites in them! This lady bought a bra like any other and wore it, without washing.
Days later, she felt pain at her breast, but thought of nothing.

She than found a small hole, at her breast, and went to a doctor, who just told her to put a bandage over.
When she took out the bandage after awhile ....

This is what she saw.
Dont worry, i have resize the picture small so that you won't get a shock of your life ;)
LETS PLAY THE 'HOW MANY HOLES YOU HAVE' GAME

Ok.. i'm sorry for scaring you :(
Anyway the message is to tell girls: Please wash the bras that you've just brought
I got this from my friend, who sent to me through email.

Let me enlighten the post with MRT :D
Surely you've heard of the new extended line, haven't you?

You can click the picture for larger viewing

I think it'll be amazing if this one comes true. Going to places that requires of changing of transport will not be necessary anymore! I don't know how the MRT will progress in future but seeing these just makes me simply excited. Can't wait for it to be built :)

It's 8 mintues to 10
Time to hit the sack, Goodnight 8)

TGIF

2008-09-26T23:22:00.020+08:00

Ikea - Not for furniture but for studying instead, was a semi-productive one ;)

The cravings all solve in one day:

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Love you girls, xo.

A change.

2008-09-21T23:38:00.004+08:00

My companion for 2 years. It has been good, only for once, it died on me while i'm shopping at vivo.
Age: 2yrs old
Injuries: fainted once, fall on floor for uncountable x
Results in: Scratches, a hole

My sweetheart for now:
(Didnt manage to find the pic) But it's in pink YES PINK. I don't fancy pink, but it's time for a change? There's no green or red available. Mumsie says that pink looks real sweet tho. Trying to adapt.. Yes trying to.

Sidetrack: I suppose you find joy in influencing your own hatred to those around you. I'm sorry if I've done anything to make you dislike me so much. Why can't you just accept other people's flaws. For every minor details, you make a big fuss out of it. Redundant isn't it? And no one is perfect. You choose to dislike me at every moment, every chance that you have. Why do you have to be such a spiteful person? Well, may god bless you.

Wants

2008-09-20T21:23:00.007+08:00

I wanna learn how to bake a cake so badly, shall get Lena and Germaine to come over and bake together during the holidays! Throwing flours at each other like in those great teen movies, and we'd make yummy cakes.

I already have in mind what kind of cakes, i shall bake..

Ops wrong cake.
I meant this

Apart from that, i wants to own a pikachu. Yes that yellow thing who goes pikapika!
I don't mean those mascots where they dress up in this mega huge size of pikachu.
I mean, real, as in, moving, making noise, cute and furry!

Refer to picture below[!!]

Truely amazing discovery, it's found in Japan.
They are auctioning it off for up to $925 million.

See the cute thing for yourself, it's so cute and fluffy. The man who discovered the pikachu rat claimed to have discovered a pickachu forest, and have offered to catch live Pikachus. It is sold through Japan Yahoo! Auction.
The seller will offer 3 months of Pikachu food, and also a video on how to raise the Pikachu.

Wonder what does it feeds on?? I say: Brock's pokefood! (Ok,i've no idea actually)
Since there's pikachu, must have meow too! The talking cat who are with Team Rocket. People who have high blood pressure better not hunt for meow. As they get a shock of their life when the cat talks to them. (Don't judge me!! I don't watch pokemon!!!)

A day to burn Singapore

2008-09-14T22:26:00.013+08:00

Lena light up a lantern for me, when i got hold of it, i burned it immediately. Too tempting. Do you guys have this same feeling too? Like burning the lantern immediately without playing with it first?
The lower part of the lantern were still in flames, i carry it around, attempt to burn off guys kkb too. Fun.
Got so damn thrilled, as i finally how to use a lighter! My finger got a tad cooked, and now it has this otah smell whenever i sniffs my finger.

From this

To this

This.

Announcement

2008-09-10T21:14:00.008+08:00

Does not have a habit of noting down blogs that you read, and forgets the url? Fret not, now dashboard has a reading list. You can add blog in your reading list so that you wouldn't missed the blog. Url that is looonnnggggg and cOo0mpliIicatedD that are like = http://itellyouilovetosmellmypisaicannotisit.blogspot.com can be added into your reading list!
(Anyway the link above is invalid, you can try it if you're bored)

I've something else to share!
Q: Why did Indians die after a facial?
A: Cuz they took out his black head!!!!
Hahaha jokes late at night make me freaking awake, i can't sleep now cuz' i can't stop laughing. Aww eyebags :(

6sept: Birthday

2008-09-05T01:20:00.006+08:00

How i spend my day with my lovelies
Morning
Breakfast: Beancurd, Doughsticks
Actions: Flying kisses to passerbys, act chio, take unglam photos
Attempts: To tap an ah neh w tiara on head and say :"Ah neh, i chio anot?"

To meet gwen

For breakfast

Hey handsome! Flying kisses for you??? -bats eyelid-
Passer: No thks..

How about YOU!? want muackz?

Very happy cuz' almost fall

Germaine: Do chew like my humongous but 5cent alike eyeball eye?

Afternoon
Went: Plaza singapura to purchase pj(s) to party at night, The Mind Cafe for games and lunch

Train to dhoby ghaut

Food

Trying to steal the limelight

Peter pan: Eh! See who's bigger la!
Tarzan: Mine.

Evening:
Met: Heny and Sipei
Went: Bugis for fishspa
Mood: Happy like a kid cuz' my favourite girls got me elmo balloon, itchy cuz' fish bite me, Excited and happy cuz i managed to catch the fishes(happy) but aunty will scold if she saw me catching the fishes(excited)

Night
Head to: Hougang plaza for Kbox

BOTH MY FAVOURITE GIRLS! (L)

I swear I have the bestest friends in the ENTIRE WORLD! The kind who will always be there for you no matter what, who makes you laugh endlessly when you're down, the ones who smack you hard on the head when you do something bad, friends whom you can have nice long silences with without feeling awkward, the ones you can whine for days and days and not get pissed to.

Thanks for everything today, making my birthday a happy one!
And for the prezzies and birthday wishes too
XOXO

Biscuit lier

2008-08-27T20:06:00.004+08:00

Just that little bit more and i almost do a backflip! You know those martial arts one? We were at CDAC playing poker cards, but we went out halfway thru to get a quick bite. So we were about to go in and..
Lena: 第一个跑进去的,有饼干吃! (Whoever who gets in first, will have biscuits to eat)
Jomanda: -run like siao zha bor towards entrance but almost slip and fell and become washing board because the floor is wet, wet because raining, raining because sky sad, sad because Jomanda almost fall down-
Them: HAHAHAHAHHAH

This is what i call "为了饼干,拼了老命"
So went i reach my hands out and ask from Lena for biscuits, she say she doesn't have biscuit at all. TELL ME ANGRY NOT!??!
Became siao ding dong cuz' she make me angry. Went berserk and start chanting:" Bing gan, wo de bing gan, wo yao wo de bing gan" And they completely ignore me and continue with their games. So i went to bite Lena while staring at her playing, and she was scared of me, she went to sit closer to Gwen.
Therefore, i change target and give Germaine a bite and she scolded me "da quan quan" (Big circle)

Da quan quan(Big circle): Hand signs to show one is mental/crazy/insane

Rose for Melissa

2008-08-26T23:02:00.003+08:00

Teacher's day is coming, I'm so excited to buy my teacher nothing

I remembered when i was sec one, i brought Ms Lee roses(real & alive one). YES yes Lee wai ling
There's this group of girls selling red roses in school, and they came upon our class. So me and my friends (Lena! You don't gei gei! You got buy also horh!) each brought one for her [i think i must have too much money at that point of time/ my mind is not working properly on that day].
Purpose of me buying the flower is too sa kar(bootlick) her [Maybe only me la] The rest maybe brought the roses for her, their motive is to thank her for teaching? No idea either.
Just anyway i though i can moved her cuz' of the rose and she might dote on me. But hell no.. she treat me even worse.
I was an in her eyes in the beginning of the year, but an afterwards.
I bet those roses must have landed in the bin, you must be thinking those roses will withered. Of course throw away la
She can have a flower bath using the rose petals what! Or she can dry up the rose and use as potpourri?

I sound so heartless for not buying Teacher's day gift and all. Maybe will consider and change my mind to buy one hokay hokay?
Toodles.

Updatesss

2008-08-24T21:14:00.006+08:00

Ytd's yesterday's happening:
After 9 month of not....______
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My new hairstyle is something similar to -points below-

Of course it's without the bows.
Yes i cut my hair short(Look like mushroom! Mushroom you know? The food that Mario eats to grow)

Hm.. if you ask me did i regret having a haircut like this. My ans: :( - Not becuz' of haircut but..
Cuz' mummy say i look like a kiddo and i look super childish and she don't want such kiddo to be her daughter. Nehmind lorhz, wa ma si mai li!

Ytd's happening:
Lao bu brought me picnic basket, a super duper wuper adorable one! HeheheHEHE -looks at basket with lots of love-
Germaine, Lena and everybody else, LETS GO PICNIC ONE FINE DAY HOKAY!?! OKOK! GURANTEE CHOP CHOP AH! -stamps gurantee on foreheads-

Today, just now, kang cai:
Dad: Last time that very old handphone spoilt is because of what ah?
Me: Last time i insert card when i take the bus, now i tap -giggles-
And becuz' he was in a foul mood, i got tick off ):
Lao bu: -giggle- while looking at me being scolded
Conclusion: Don't joke with your lao pa when you see his face black like your dabian

EheheheHEHE

2008-08-17T21:39:00.005+08:00

*farts and run away*

:(

2008-08-11T21:46:00.003+08:00

I'm in need of cash. Bo lui you know
I think i need to find Mas selamat. So me can get one million to deh you all.
Sibei borling lor lor lor lor, have tuition airli montay(which is tutay). Pisai man

Look at Lena's chua sai bin

Red white day!

2008-08-09T23:59:00.031+08:00

I got quite a no. of stares by people while waiting at the bustop. And theres this bunch of girls staring/laughing towards my direction. Just nice the direction where they are laughing at, I'm the only person who stood there. I should had walk over to them and say "Eh harlo!! Tu-tay ish red white tay ok! I mean national day. Got wrong wear red white isit! I love s'pore! -points the finger that are in the ~~middle~~-" (I'm not being rude/fierce, i'm telling them in a gentle tone mind you. Don't judge me by looking at the sentence hokay, me is nice girl -smiles widely- :D)

On the way, sun almost got me mati

Woohooooo! Smooth! Me like

Liu lian, xiaopang and li na

Wo men & Xing xing(s) & Qi qiu

-Skip the part where we manage to reached Marina Square-
Settle our lunch @ Kenny Roger's as we were famished and we're lazy to decide. But Hell, it was a big mistake :(

While waiting for the S's to come, we went into the baby changing room and make a din. Refer to pictures below

Sui bo? EheheheHEehe

Sly and Sipei came to meet us aftermath. While they were having their lunch at Mac. I pulled Germaine with me to shop, that stupid girl make me laugh like shit. She was trying one of the top that i took. Maximum 3 pieces for fitting so i make Germaine to take the other 2 that i wants to try. So she was standing behind me for nothing, and the person ask her whether do she wants to give it a try and she just nod her head. So she try on the hoodie that i took and she goes around scaring people with the hood over her head. Nb hahahah

(Note: The hoodie look nicer in real life) Hahaha

Brought my top and accompany Germaine to buy her drink @ Starbucks. Me got Itchy leg, can't stand still to wait. So i anyhow walk and i found a place where we can watch fireworks (; Me jin happy i tell chew.

We want haolian our fingers to the birds in the sky cannot isit?

Wo men zai wait for yan huo (:(:(:

Gei ni men kan shuang:

Your shld know how firework looks like, so i shall not spam your with pictures that we took of the fireworks

In the evening/night..

Too dark? Can't see who's that?
Your niang

Me lazy
Shall post up the Siao ding dong moves that we took in animation next time

Felt..

2008-08-07T22:06:00.009+08:00

Not appreciated.
Will not go into details
One thing i learned, is to appreciate what others has done for you.

Unproductive

2008-08-02T21:17:00.036+08:00

Lena is a pian zi, she cheat me to town. Long story chop short. We didn't study we went roaming around orchard and attempt to be pig. So initially we wanted to have our lunch @ TCC but we end up at..

While waiting for our food:

I look like some chi-ko-pek -moves eyebrown up and down and scans you from the bottom to the top-

Saw this adorable looking sorbet? -points above- It got me all...

FED UP!

Cuz' Lena kept taking picture of the sorbet and i wanted to put it all into my mouth but she refuse to let me eat! Can die of too much of anticipation. (So i bang the table and yell "I want eat I want eat I want EATTTTT!" on repeat mode)
And another reason for getting fed up is becuz' she kept asking me to take picture(s) of her and her melt sorbet. Which end up, mine melted too.

Happy me, getting to eat like finally

Let me ask your a question, what can a pocky do, other then eating it? Let me teach you a better way to put in good use if you doesn't want to eat as you're full. Is to......

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POKE IT INTO YOUR NOSE as decoration or dig your nose! You need not wash your hand afterwards, just jolly well throw the pocky away or you can eat it! Like me! The taste it's so much nicer plz! :D

This is what i call kiam pa (Look at the face!) Feel like beating her up!!! Do you feel like? YES right. Me know
And we went to take..

Neoprints -.- She physco me to! :(

This is when somebody peeps at us. Lena is happy to be peep at, so if you wanna peep, you should know who to look for! -winks- (;

Our Evil twins

This is when Lena trying to act handsome

This is when PTE has got a traffic jam and me is very fed up + Angry. So.. Middle finger for you.

This is when Lena chooses act cute backgrounds, and i gotta' act cute with it too

This is when i dont want to take pictures with her!

Randoms:

Sunrise

You know i still love you as many (L)
Stupid Germaine too.
& Stupid Jordan too too. xoxo

Siao gin na

2008-07-31T21:15:00.005+08:00

We stayed back after school for noticeboard decorations. We nag and whine for almost every hour. Looking at the unpaint characters that we drawn, we can literally go crazy. I guess we use up much of our energy doing crazy stuffs. From.. Germaine asking me to check out her toe hair as she was staring at my toe hair for very long and she wanted me to look at hers to Marching from school's canteen to compass point. We salute to every strangers we see, some were really nice, they smile.

So they send me to my bustop, asking me to salute to them before they leaves and everybody was looking at us. After they left, looking at them from far. I started to laugh to myself, I CANT HELP IT OK! (I already covered my mouth while laughing, but i think my laughter was so "not soft" that...)
The auntie beside me though i was a lunatic and i heard her saying "Siao gin na"(crazy kid) while she's walking away from me :(

P.s/ I was scare that she might call up the IMH and i might end up like this..

"把我放出去!" -bangs wall anyhow-

Quandary

2008-07-28T21:11:00.007+08:00

You can jolly well elaborate how humans are cruel to animals and warned us not to do this to animals or whatever. But why must you go to the extent to ask us sit under the tables, and heads or any parts of our body are not suppose to be sticking out of the desk and want us to experience how the animals are kept in cages. And you only let us off if we're quiet BUT we weren't even making any noise.

Firstly, We didn't even kill those animals for fur. After the video you showed us, we will have more or less understand how does the fur came from and will try not to buy items that are made of fur and suggest other people(lao bu or whoever) not to buy those fur items.
We're humans too, mind you.

Me and my friends

Daddy cool

2008-07-27T00:08:00.004+08:00

I want to form a singing group like them! I want to be the one in the middle! The one with the gold silk dress. Check out the bouncy, fluffy hair! ME LIKE!!!!!
Wish to be like the lead singer? Here's your chance now! The only condition is.. to have the same hairstyle as him! AND to learn to dance like him. And soon.. you and i, we can be like them!
WOOOHOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I can't stop laughing! HAHAHHAHAHAH
-sings:"Im crazy like a foollll~ What about daddy cool~"-

The missing....

2008-07-24T21:57:00.009+08:00

HAND!

I was anxious to find him a doctor but to no avail. Nobody wants to care about me and my ernie and ernie's hand.. I was terrified to see him without his hands, i mean hand. Found his hand missing at the last lesson of the day, attempt to barge into the classroom to find his missing hand, but the door was locked..
-floods sad smiley faces- :(

Since there's no cure for him, i decided to let him wonder out to the streets and...

ASK FOR DONATIONS..

Couple of mins later...
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Someone DONATED! his very first dollar..

Look(!) How happy he was with his missing hand and one dollar and his dirty shoes!!!!

And follow by 10bucks from a generous passerby

Happy him with his donation box full of money, Planning to fly to other country with his gf for honeymoon. But he forget that his armless! Let's see how his gonna take his luggage and his gf's one.

Okehhhh i shan't be so mean, i still love you many my armless ernie!
-stroke ernie gently with love-

Read it, thats it

2008-07-22T22:41:00.004+08:00

Everyone has a certain degree of tolerance. Once you reach the limit, thats it.
You're a human, a teenager. And so am I
I have feelings too, like you.

Sidetrack: I just saw an ant on my computer table.
-grabs and throw it into mouth and chew constantly-

The very first

2008-07-19T13:29:00.010+08:00

Me run like road runner(Beep beep!) to MRT station + Excitement + Waving to this particular "rock climbing" man hanging halfway at Takashimaya's building + Taking picture with (Tony Leung & Takeshi Kaneshiro) + Telling the Kbox receptionist that the phone is ringing but she ignored me!(Insert middle finger) + Walking to our very own room with Lena and Gwen kept reminding me that i'm a noob + Me holding on to the Microphone talking crap + Stuffing food in my mouth + Sly tan kept reminding me that i'll turn pig if i continues + Trying to act a reporter using the mic and get scolded by them + Leave @ 7 + We go far east + Me and Sipei use "hai dai quan" to hail a taxi + We go eat roti prata + I DONT WISH TO CONTINUE ALRDY.

Pictures for your to see instead:

We take:

Photos on our way there
We play:

DS (Look at Lena's Gay DS that's in pink)
I get to:

Dig tony leung's nose! (Jealous not?)
We battle with:

Both of them
They stare at:

Us -blushes-
And finally:

Peace ^^V
We photo with: (Ha-ha singlish)

Each other
They:

Camwhore
We went to get fat at:

The Prata House
We:

Try to act Food gourmets, take piccys w/ the food menu on our hands, play DS, elmo dancing around shaking his butt on my ds stylus while waiting for our pratas.

And anyway, just incase some of you doesn't have childhood and doesn't watch cartoons. This is road runner:

Beep beep!

Surface react

2008-07-16T21:51:00.003+08:00

Give school a miss yesterday, Momsie brought me to the doctor instead as i'm feeling...
and whole day long i was doing
Have no idea what is the bear doing?(It looks more like a cow to me instead and it represents me) I don't mean that i'm cow! Me no cow, me is piao liang nu shen (:
The bear/cow is hugging it's stomach, as it is in pain. So whole day long i was doing that.
Not diarrhoea, not ordinary stomachache, not food poisoning, neither did i have kids inside kicking. But instead i got my abdomen muscle pulled by accident ): [Long story]

But anyway i'm feeling much better now that i can

Fly, kick air, perform like a clown and... be a crab! YES crab

What does this resembles to you?

Consoling? NO.
The fellow on the left is having a hard time to *burp*, so the yellow fellow on the right is patting on his back to let out the burp. What a good friend the yellow fellow have, OK they're both yellow. I meant the one on the left.
Left yellow fellow has a good right yellow fellow friend. eEhehehe :D

This is what i call gossiping and mocking of others!

Behold!

2008-07-13T19:05:00.004+08:00

Wonder why there's no updates for my blog since i've unlocked it? Because.. I locked my blog up for FUN! And look! New blogskin (8
No work for me today, thus i pull mummy and daddy out for lunch. Had swensen, more pounds to add on to the weighing machine ):

And anyway, have you guys heard of the first ever pregnant man!?
Bet you didn't read the newspaper, noob. I'm so totally going to delete the picture right after i upload it.

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-jaws drop- O.M.G right?

His pregnancy occur becuz' he used to be a woman and he got pregnant by artificial insemination and she (I think her/his name used to be beatie, which is a girly's name) took in male hormones and had various surgeries but....... kept her, i mean his, i mean..... ugh! Kept his/her ovaries and uterus so he was able to become pregnant becuz' he retained his female sexual organs!

Just imagine, if i became a man but kept my female sexual organs then when someday i marry a woman and when she has sex with me... she'll point at the * and go, "WTH!!! I HAVE THAT TOO!!!" ok sick. but true :O

Awww, my tummy is aching again D:

Red black white

2008-06-28T23:01:00.029+08:00

Head to: Wisma Atrium, starbucks. Had Caramel frappucino & Mexican salsa tuna pie while doing my Geography project on the lappie. Halfway thru, Lena kept pestering me to take photos, but my cam went flat. So we head to the Sony outlet at the 4th lvl to purchase batteries. Initially we wanted only 2AA battery, but we brought 4AA batteries, as gullible Lena belived the words that the salesman said.

We spend hours over there, but i'm only done with 3 slides. Decided to give up and went roaming about. Decided on Fareast for chippy as we ain't hungry, but due to time constraint. We went home instead and that ass came to pick me up.

Picture of the day!!! Our sai for the day too[!] Look!!! She agreeds with me! Look at her thumb! She's telling me : "Yes! You're right! I'm the sai for the day -Smiles widely with both thumbs up-"

Lovin' her every moment

Love this sai too!

Germaine: EEEEEEEEeeeEeeEeE! Whats that on my hand!!?!??!?!
-Flings hand around-
Me: Your or ki.

Fyi. Or ki = moley
HAHAHA great day, goodnighty everybody =B) -sings lullaby-

Back for updates

2008-06-27T22:57:00.005+08:00

-Walks on red carpet and waves hands about-
Have been crazily laughing at schoolllllllllll (hahahahehehehehawhawhaw)
Becuz' of those laughters, We.. gets scoldings, ask to stand outside and ask to pick up faeces from the toilet bowl(Ok, i'm joking)
Yayyy! finish season one of GG (Gossip girls)

Chace Crawford

Hot! So hot! -mum: "The fan is already switched on what!"-
I was reffering to Chace Crawford. Sucha' hottaye, he has this pair of mesmerising eyes. -looks at above picture with dreamy expression- Must wait till September for season 2:(

Last day,Horleeday

2008-06-22T21:24:00.002+08:00

Germaine, Lena and I went vivo for shoppinggg. Lena and I brought the same pair of sandals. I, Germaine and Lena went Sushi Tei for lunch as Lena, Germaine and I was starving. Germaine went off @ 5.30p.m so Lena and I continue with our shopping without Germaine. I and Lena without Germaine head our way down to Orchard for my things. I, Lena rushed home as we are eager to see Mr ong our principal tmr morning and we need to sleep early inorder to look great infront of him.
Pictures for your to see see look look:

Goodnight! "Here i come! bed -winks-"

India for Dimsum!

2008-06-20T22:57:00.035+08:00

Yes it's india! And after looking at the above images, and you still thinks that i went to India, you must be -inserts vocabs that has the same meaning as noob- (I think stupid is a mean word:(! Noob sounds cooler)

Lei hou! EheheHEHEh i know cantonese and you don't.
It's summer yo! Brought quite a no. of stuffs and accessories and whatsnot, Beach bag/Straw bag yada yada. 10days of shopping = mountains of clothes.
Lets proceed to pictures, your take better interest in piccys instead of chunks of words yea?

Where i being:

I brought bananas from this indian lady! Damn her! Her bananas are rotten and she has got bad breath! (Alright, i ~~see~~ bananas. Did you? HA-HA)
I got above picture at devianart, i was just pulling your leg.
I went hongkong hongkong hongkong instead, next trip shall be india alright? So that i can bring back some handsome ah neh for your (8

Alrighty enough of the sun sun and clouds clouds..
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I know your misses my face (; (Ok, i look like shit) Stupid Jenna spoilts the whole image, asshole.

Oversea to..

2008-06-10T02:26:00.004+08:00

I'm going oversea, to.... -drum rolls- INDIA! I'm going there to find a ah neh husband! A rich one of course! And i'll buy your curry powder, sari, indian bangle and nasi briyani! Okok.. Nasi briyani is an malay food, but hey! You wouldn't know right! Maybe India sells it okayz!
Fret not, if you want me to bring back some handsome ah neh, i can! 1000$ bucks for my effort, not for the ah neh!
Miss me and i'll bring you prezzie back (;

XOXO

Funtimes, Chalet.

2008-06-06T20:20:00.007+08:00

:D - WWW, Peeking at this particular topless women attempting to wear bikini, Bowling, 'Cooking with mama' - Ah tan's DS, Playing mini UNO cards that only requires you to hold the card with only fingers, Went to get fats(Yea yea we had Macs for supper), 'Cooking with mama', ~~Bedtime~~ Ghost stories for my kids, Set alarm at 3a.m to wake up @ 5.30a.m for Sunrise, Doze off while playing 'Cooking with mama', Wake up at 5.30a.m to change the timing to 6.30a.m and woke up again to change the timing to 7.45a.m again and wake up again to turn off that irratating alarm(And by then the sun has already rise long ago), Had breakfast @ Mac, Wash hotdogs, BBQ, Stuff myself with food, 'Cooking with mama'(Okok! I know it appear several times), Watch one missed call with pillow covering my left eye, Dozed off while waiting for Sipei they all to rent another movie(Shaggy Dog), Turn right saw Heny with her snoring turn left saw Lena with her snoring too(Sandwiched between them; How lucky can i get), Stare at how they sleep(Saw love birds, saw ugly faces with eyeshit)

No doubt, we enjoy ourself and now time for..
Pictures:

Big sizes of uno

Birthday humans

Pig wannabe

We had F.U.N[!], undescribable fun.

Please come back safe and sound, loves.

Tolerance

2008-06-02T23:10:00.017+08:00

I won't want to take LRT ~~anymore~~. It's either me taking the wrong direction and i've to go one big round instead of one stop(destination-compassvale) or me who took the correct direction but it's the west loop, which headed to the punggol area. Goddamnit.
Rant at Lena and feel much more better, thks hun :B
@ Her house: Talk crap to her lil brother(marcus)
                       Ask Marcus to spit out the noodles he ate earlier on                        as i'm hungry.
                       Lena refused to give me food:(
                       Watch tv with Marcus
                       Killed ants
                       Stare at Marcus and his Greentea ice-cream

I was really famished so i asked Lena to accompany me for dinner, and we had our dinner @ Sakae sushi. Germaine can't make it :(

(L)(L)(L)
Love days like this B)

Tourists

2008-05-31T22:39:00.016+08:00

I felt like a freaking tourist today.
I went on a duck tour.
Don't bother asking me why did i went to seat on the duckie and went to tour around Singapore when me myself is an Singaporean. I don't mean that singaporean can't explore around. ijustfinditstupid

Me: Eh ma! the merlion is bleeding!!
Mum: Don't be noob, the thing rusted -.-
(Above conversation ain't made up)

Urban

Endless route
(I shot this while i'm on the bus that explains the water droplet on the panel)

And lastly..

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I (L) Mummy, xo.

Groceries-Shopping

2008-05-29T23:38:00.004+08:00

my.keyboard.is.still.faulty

I look like crap in those photo, cuz' i had a bad face day. I'm feeling sorta restless on that day. I'm so gonna buy those animal masks(last image) in my next visit to Ikea. And i'm gonna wear the masks till i reach home regardless by bus/mrt/car. Wanna join me?

Captured Wisdom

2008-05-25T23:00:00.007+08:00

She appears nonchalent on the outside, but she's bleeding in the inside

Apple shooter

2008-05-24T22:02:00.013+08:00

Chance upon this particular website, whenever you're feeling down cuz' a friend totally disappointed you, and you wanna slit their throat so they'll never talk again, click here best place to relieve your anger. You can shoot that fatass anywhere you want!

Decapitated

His foot... ow! Now he looks like a loser rotting at the wall with lifeless eyes.

His _____. The computer is sure realistic. This fat ass would scream and then wriggle on the ground with the arrow at his there. Ha-ha!

The eyeballs. *happytreefriends song plays*

PLUS THIS FELLOW CAN BE SO DAMN DRAMA!

Gets hit by the neck, then falls down to his knees with hands at the back in a dramatic position. HAHAHAH

Poor fatso getting all the arrows hit everywhere. Actually the objective of the game is to shoot the apple on top of your friend's head. But torturing him is way more fun! I'm bored, that's why..
Alright, i'm gonna catch some sleep have fun shooting that fatass alright. Goodnight!

Sacrifices

2008-05-22T19:17:00.003+08:00

Darn!!! -sream and shouts like a crazywomen-
My keyboard are spoilt! so i'm currently clicking every single letter..
The on-screen keyboard shall be my bestfrnd this few day ): Wonder why did my keyboard spoilt? Cuz' clumsy people like me accidentally spill water on the keyboard, how great isn't it. Blame it on my folly
Exchange terms with mummy, so no choice but to go for cross country. Anyway thks girlies for accompany me, or else i would have been alone..

I think i spend whole lot of minutes to ~~type~~ click this! I think i'm going bonkers if i continues. Goodbye

Pokka noobz

2008-05-20T23:13:00.003+08:00

We're bunch of weirdos that spend our day in school taking naps and then play poker cards after school. Pairing up with Lena = Lose. School are sucha bore, when examinations has ended. So nothing much to elaborate on
I was in the toilet just now, i saw this ant crawling in the basin. Should i turn on the tap so that the ant can experience Tsunami? I didn't want to kill it, but ants are also living thing, but do you expect me to wait for it crawl out and then i washes my hands? If that ant's a male, maybe i might consider not killing it.

We're not in a safety zone neither are we in the safe zone[!]

I can sing

2008-05-18T22:25:00.002+08:00

I ate ants, i doubt so. I was eating this brownie from Four Leaves and i realise there's ants inside. Instead of leaving the brownie aside and investigate why did the ants came to visit Mr brownie, i continue biting the brownie that might contain baby ant and family. So when mum came back, i questioned her asking why is there ants appearing in the bag where the brownie is put inside.
And her reply was :"Good what.. now you can sing!" I don't know which idiot screw into her brain that eating ants can make human sing.

Ominous?

2008-05-17T23:38:00.002+08:00

I cried upon seeing the scenario.. Cries, Hallucinations. I felt surreal and yes it's a dream. Does crying in the dreams occurs in the realities? Scary i say.. My face was all wet when i woke up. Let out a sigh of relieve that it was just a dream. God please bless every single ones out there. x
I will cherish them from now on i swear..

Foreground Conclusion

2008-05-15T20:55:00.007+08:00

School today was mundane fullstop
Wreaking harvoc at Nicholas's place spells fun
I'm anticipating for the holidays! The activities are thrilling us all! Agree?

I miss shopping with only mummy, i rarely shop with her.. Ok i know i look like shit in the above picture, my hair are short! The hairdresser chop off quite alot that explains my shoulder-length hair.. This picture was like from last year? During the november. We went to town for shoooppingggg.
And before i goes on and on i shall just publish the post instead. I'm too tired to think. Goodbye, x.

Marking day!

2008-05-14T22:47:00.007+08:00

Hello there earthlings! (:
Went out to settle my stuffs first and then we had this urge to shop you see. Thus, we went to Town for shopping! Satisfied with our buys and went Newton to meet up with Heny and Sipei and we had a spread at newton circus.

Ignore the red dot on my nose if you happen to notice it, It's Mr mosquito who give me it to me.

This girl above love pestering me to take pictures of her, taking a shot of her ain't any trouble, but the problem is that she's eff-ing fussy!
And the one below looks so emo-momo isn't it? Nah, she was checking out the bunch of small ants on the floor who's moving house and wish to lend a hand. Aww~ What an animal lover she is, i meant insect-lover
Be it the fussy-girl or the insect-lover, they're still my favourite girls (L)

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Alright time to hit the sacks. Goodnight readers! xo

2008-05-13T23:51:00.002+08:00

And even when its hell hard..

"Sometimes she's caught off-guard, and before she could even think about protecting herself , the pain would have already sliced her into pieces. It was the kind of hurt that never heals. She knew. It was the kind of pain you just had to find a way to live around(because you can't forget), like how tree roots bust up through the sidewalk in order to survive. Life has to go on."

Updates

2008-05-13T22:51:00.003+08:00

-Throw handfuls of confetti- (:
I'm back for updates cuz' exams are over!

Suits yourself

2008-05-01T21:49:00.010+08:00

It didn't dampen my mood in anyway everyway (8
Lena and I made.....

Yes yes, we don't even know what the hell we were doing!

Anywayz.. While waiting for...

Jenna playing with her gameboy and Lena using the com. Look carefully! It's vice versa! Tsk. -.-

Jomanda - having difficulty riding
Lena - smiling so happily as if she hasn't been on a bike for centuries.

Wondering..
Why did i have difficulty riding a bike..? No, not becuz she' heavy. But..

We're riding a MINI bike. Darn!(The bicycle belongs to Jenna)

We made cookies! The end product.

After attempting 1..2.. 5times! We finally know whats the ideal temparature to fixed for what ranges of size for the cookie and how long will the duration be.
Times with Lena are always enjoyable and fun :B What a pity Germaine miss out the fun! Join us next time alrighty, Hun! (L)
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Your have prejudice against me, what more can i say
C'mon get the facts right, it's all up to what you want to say.
If you know no facts and kept on blabbering, you're just making a nuisance out of yourself.
I didn't comment such stuff, Yes i can say with my conscious clear
It's essential for me not to feel any discomfort towards this insignificant matter.

Till then, people.